While Courtney worries about the important stuff relating to our trip to Talladega I am left to concern myself with more entertaining pursuits. My top priority: fitting in with the local inhabitants of Alabama. Some things that we need to do are obvious:
- Display NASCAR themed flags.
- Wear nothing related to Barack Obama.
- No beer in green bottles (or bottles at all for that matter).
We bought Coors Light cans and we already have Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Tony Stewart flags, so we're good there. What was still missing were some subtle signs that we are down with the Jesus and redneck extracurricular activities.
Solution #1: We are bringing our totally awesome "I Love Jesus, but I drink a little" beer can coozies.
Solution #2: I built a washers octagon set (popular backyard activity in Alabama).
Let me know if you think of something else that will raise my street cred ... too bad we haven't made a Camp Bacon flag yet. :)